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Selasa, 11 November 2014

Curse

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCHHHHHHHH!!!"

They each continue on their way, and ..... as the man rounds the next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ..... and dies immediately.

If only men would listen.

Simple Thruths of Life by Linda Ellis

There is an unspoken balance
time has clearly explained
between what I've lost over the years
and all that I have gained...
 

Every trait that I surrender
as I slowly "lose" my youth
is replaced with a life's lesson;
traded for...
a Simple Truth.
 

I am the product of my years;
they have created what is me.
And every day that I have lived
has made me who I want to be.
 

Each person I have known or loved
is a part of who I am today.
Each left me something in my life;
each helped me find my way.
 

I've heard it said, "If I knew then
everything that I know now..."
But we are taught at the proven pace
that time...and life...will both allow.
 

These truths I've learned
from things I've done
and places that I have been...
what I'd give to take them back with me
and live my life again.